SUPER SIZED TESTICLES NO MAN COULD WISH FOR AS JUMBO TESTICLES ARE FOUND IN THE TROPICS.
|Drooping, low-slung testicles are considered sexy by some erotic aficionados, while others prefer the aesthetics of a puffy, engorged pair of sacs. Beware, though! Although big balls sometimes suggest churning testosterone, if the pouch is too prodigious, it might spell a case of the horrifying tropical disease, elephantiasis.|
The pachyderm-titled ailment can swell scrotums to stupendous, ungainly
dimensions. The heftiest case of swollen nuts on record is a 154-pound African specimen that measures almost 2
feet in diameter, but archived photos of other afflicted crotches suggest
that a number of other ball sacs have bloated to this size.
Male sex glands stricken with elephantiasis may look like they're
pumped up with gallons of proliferating semen but the truth is far less
glamorous. Parasitic filiarial worms infest the lymph system, which fills
the afflicted cavities with watery fluid. Mosquito bites transmit the
disease; legs, arms and non-testicular organs can also be enlarged by the
What! The mans got a built in space-hopper, the lucky git.
So men, if you return from tropical zones with your testicles rapidly
expanding, don't brag about your growing manliness, just rush to the
nearest clinic. Slightly larger sacs might appeal to your lover, but
waddling bowlegged with Great Pumpkin gonads is not only grotesque but
painfully unsexy. Elephantiasis sufferers generally lose their sexual
capacity because the once-penetrating penis is eventually engulfed by the
|Shagnasty says: - So bigger is better is it guys. Perhaps not eh.|
& without the worm too...
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