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"SHAGNASTY'S"
Penis Owners Club

Shagnasty's Merchandise

Yes people, you too can look the coolest of the cool in these stylish T-Shirts.
Made from the finest cotton they will last you for, oh I don't know, a while I suppose.

Suitable for most formal occasions, weddings, bar mitzvahs, funerals and demonstrations of public disobedience. You will be the envy of all you meet and the quality of your character will be clearly identified.
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Legal Notice: T-Shirts are not supplied with naked lady, you will have to find your own.)

 

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Go on, you know you should.

T-Shirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

Featuring a discreet logo on the breast pocket you will be the envy of all at the chess club in this most stylish of attire. 
Buy

Ash Grey T-Shirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

If you really want to be the dog's bollocks then this little beauty will signal to all that you meet that yes you do have a penis and what's more, its official. 
Buy

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Mouse Pad
Standard size, premium cloth covered

The mouse pad of the Gods!
Buy

Mug
Dishwasher safe ceramic coffee (or tea!) mugs
2 sizes available 15 or 20 ounce

A mug, err, it's difficult to get excited about a mug really isn't it.
Buy

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**Intermission**
to look at semi-naked girl in the faint hope it makes you want to buy something !!

Nope, oh well it was worth a try...

Ash Grey Sweatshirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

Sweaty bugger are you? Then the Shagnasty sweatshirt is the choice of champions worn by sports men the world over.
(That last line was a blatant lie by the way)
Buy

Long Sleeve T-Shirt
100% Cotton, White Hanes

If, like me, you have offensive tattoos of naked ladies all over your arms you may wish to opt for the long sleeved version. 
Buy

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Click Here for "Tangent Wear"
Click Here for "Demonic Wear"

Mouse Pad + Other items
Standard size, premium cloth covered

Buy

Mouse Pad + Other items
Standard size, premium cloth covered

Buy


Serious Note:
If you would like a personalised design mail me here and I may be able to create one to your specifications.
I must also point out that I have no control over Cafepress.com's order, delivery or production processes and therefore cannot accept responsibility for any orders placed. I am but the artist!

As a special treat for those of you who bothered to read this far, one more pic of the girly!

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This has been a Shagnasty production of value to those who want to look damn good. Oh yes.

This page last edited by it's creator :31 March, 2020