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The Word *FUCK*

The Word Fuck.

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English Language today is the word Fuck, out of all of the English words that begin with the letter "F", Fuck is the only word that is referred to as the F-Word. It's the one magical word just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from a German word meaning, "to strike". In English Fuck falls into many grammatical categories, as a transitive verb for instance, "John Fucked Shirley", as a intransitive verb, "Shirley Fucks.

Its meanings not always sexual it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the Fucking work", as part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too Fucking much", as an adverb enhancing and adjective, "Shirley is Fucking beautiful".

As a noun, "I don’t give a Fuck", as part of a word, "abso-Fucking-lutely" or "in-Fucking-credible" and as almost every word in a sentence "Fuck the Fucking Fuckers".

As you must realise there aren’t to many words with the versatility of Fuck, as in these examples describing situations such as:-

Fraud : "I got Fucked at the car dealership"

Dismay: "Oh Fuck it"

Trouble: "I guess I'm really Fucked now"

Aggression: "Don’t Fuck with me pal"

Difficulty: "I don’t understand this Fucking question"

Inquiry: "Who the Fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don’t like what the Fuck is going on here"

Incompetence: "He's a Fuck up"

Dismissal: "Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go Fuck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples, with all of these multipurpose applications how can anyone be offended when you use the word?

I say use this unique flexible word more often in your daily speech it will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly - FUCK YOU!

(Please - no mail regarding the Wav/Mp3 of this speech, yes I've heard it, no I don't want to mail it to you and no I don't know who originally recorded it, sorry!)

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