|This is where your E-Mails end up, all
receive a personal reply but some just have to be shared with the world don't
you think. Names are changed slightly to protect the criminally insane.|
(N.B. Requests for photos of the Shagnasty (a very common request strangely enough) are only granted on receipt of a dam good reason.)
Now read on and enjoy other peoples comments why don't you.
|Shagnasty||Louise W||I am an international gymnast, here is a photo of me doing the splits -- Nude. Taken by my boyfriend in case your interested.||I'm only glad that it wasn't taken by your mother. Your Shagnasty pic will be sent as soon as I get out of the shower!|
|Rude Words||Spiced Tea||You didn't mention "Porcelain Goddess" or "The horizontal Mambo" in your list of rude words.||I have now, cheers.|
|POM||Stan||RE: Penis Owners Manual ~ Spelling. It's PROSTATE not PROSTRATE.||Perhaps I was referring to the position one adopts when it's examined. Or maybe I just cant spell. Thanks for the correction though.|
|Rude Words||Pasta366**||In 2,434 Rude Words and Phrases you should have a separate link for each category, it would make it much easier to find a specific word.||Its nice to see that some people take their rude words so seriously. It took ages but the links have been added just for you.|
|POM||Parebear||I just love that word, couldn't you just say it all day, Penis, Penis, Penis.||Err, no. I tend not to myself, but hell, you knock yourself dead, go for it.|
|Shagnasty||Romeo80||Can you send me nude pics||NO! Err, perhaps. You first eh. (If girlie - if bloke DON'T!)|
|Shagnasty||Lman||Send me some funky stuff||I refer the right honorable gentlemen to the James Brown discussion page.|
|Rolf Harris||John from LI||Who is Rolf Harris||WHAT! End your life now, this instant my man.|
|Shagnasty||Drmwvr||Can I see a picture of your equipment? Pretty please, it would make me really happy and grateful.||A picture of my PC, Stereo and Microwave oven is on route to you my dear, enjoy!|
|Shagnasty||John from LI||Old Chap, me thinks you are speaking of yourself in the second person -- Yes?||He suggested that he was not.|
|POM||Taz006||Have you considered illustrating your manual? I think that we would get a better understanding if we had an illustrated version.||That is a fine idea. I don't have time however to spend drawing hundreds of Peni (is that the collective noun for penis?) If you do, mail me here.|
|Shagnasty||Dragon42||I want to know what makes an orgasm?||Sex is generally the best method I have found. But hell experiment why don't ya!|
|Shagnasty||Chip Jnr||Thi si the funniest shit i have ever seen.||No mate, your spelling si thi funniest shit i have ever seen.|
|Shagnasty||Jessie||Ha Ha Ha||He He He, I'm a laughing gnome etc etc.|
|POM||Jessica||Good job, you get a scratch behind the ears.||Hey, I like the sound of that. It'll make a nice change from me scratching my own nuts after all.|
|POM||J Barton||I was just reading your penis page and I think it's awesome.||I think she meant to write: - "I was just riding your penis and I think it's awesome". She must have, surely.|
|POM||Eoin||Hi my cock is 8.5 inches long and curves to the left. Is there anything I can do about it?||Yeah, you make make sure that you always stand with me on your right thanks.|
|Shagnasty||Storm Watcher||You are talking to a 100% biker babe who wants you.||Sorry but I'm a Soul Man. No bikers allowed. Unless they have big tits of course. Obviously that goes without saying!|
|POM||JR36||So, do you have a page like this for the ladies?||Presently, No. I've often thought about doing it, but as yet it don't exist. I do have something else for the ladies though. ("Ooh err misses")|
|Rude Words||Chelsea||Under Fornication I've heard it referred to as "Floating The Boat"||Your suggestion has been added.|
|Shagnasty||Rosie||Who are you?||Err, I don't really know how to answer that really. I'm me.|
|Shagnasty||J Brewer||What is Shagnasty?||It's a state of mind my friend.|
|POM||Retardo||What if you have a crooked Penis, what can be done?||Find a crooked woman and have a crooked time.|
|Shagnasty||J Cando||My brother lives in London||Really!|
|Shagnasty||Jim Wells||Where did the name Shagnasty come from?||Originally, I don't know. I picked it up as a nickname when I was at college. It sort of fitted by behaviour at the time.|
|POM||W C Daniels||Hey, cool car in that web page||Yeah, I like it. I'd buy one.|
|Rude Words||D McDonald||Here's another for Male Homosexual - "A Friend of Dorothy" a Wizard of Oz reference I think.||Its added.|
|Shagnasty||Playit||I want to see some skin.||Hold your hands in front of your eyes. That pink stuff, its skin. Enjoy.|
|POM||Z Farkas||Based on the following (Ripped from your
1.Average length & diameter (Flaccid) = 3.5 x 1.25 inches.
2.Average length & diameter (Erect) 5.1 x 1.6 inches.
3. Average % increase in volume 300%
WOW! Lemme guess, you didn't do the math. Nothing adds up when you're horny eh?
|Hmm. I think that it might be fair to
say that I didn't do math full stop. Never mind that particular calculation.|
Well done though, star letter type stuff.
|Are U A Shagnasty||Feline US Female||Do I qualify as a Shagnasty as I have sung Salt'n'peppars "Push It" during the act.||Of course you do my dear, & good for you too.|
|Shagnasty||Bristol Nats & various others !!!!!!||How big is your penis?||Hey, come on now. At least try to sweet talk me a little for God's sake. (Bloody huge BTW)|
|POM||Consuelo||Very nicely done. I teach I teach human Sexuality in NJ & I know my students will find your web site a real kick. I commend you on a job well done.||Well this is probably the best message that I have received so far. I'm stunned that my site might actually be used in such a way. Cheers.|
|POM||Sweetie Pie||I think it's wonderful that you put some men's health issues into terms that they can understand, not to say that all men are idiots of course.||No, I think that you might be right. Most us are actually. Especially when it comes to our one eyed trouser snake.|
|POM||Lastcookonearth||I did not read anything on your site about using sun-tan lotion or what care should be taken of your penis when in the sun. Also nothing about what effects there are if using a vacuum cleaner.||Your indeed correct, neither of these subjects were mentioned. If you think however that I am going to wave my privates around in the mid-day sun and then stick them into a vacuum cleaner for your benefit then I'm afraid you're going to be disappointed my friend.|
|Rolf Harris||D Berry||Who the hell is Rolf Harris? -- I really hope he was a friend, a mentor or a childhood hero who did things his way, living life on his own terms. A man who took no shit from no man -- or woman. Who did what he wanted, when he wanted and if he wanted.||A better description of the Rolf I couldn't have managed.|
|Shagnasty||Roxanne||Tell me more about yourself.||I wish you people would be a bit more
specific with your questions, Err let me think now.
I'm male, 33, hetro, and horny, is there any more to most blokes, no, I thought not!
|Shagnasty||R Witty||I want a bigger penis.||I want an Aston Martin, but as my mum used to say "I wants don't get". Enjoy life pencil dick & make the most of what you have my friend..|
|Shagnasty||Badger||Ex-Model, 32, Latin looks. Interested?||Does Dolly Parton sleep on her back, hell yeah. This lady received a private reply. :-)|
|POM||E Lenze||I laughed myself sick at your penis page, all men should have your sense of humour, they'd get laid more often.||DAMN, I wish I'd known. All this years I've been going for the sympathy vote. When I haven't been begging that is.|
|POM||Rob||Send me a picture of your dick as I'm curious as too how bad it was for you to have built such a site as the Penis Owners Manual.||Now hold on one moment my friend. Just because I wrote the POC it doesn't mean that I have a rasher of bacon hanging between my legs now does it. No picture for you chap.|
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