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"SHAGNASTY'S"
Penis Owners Club
Presents...

Lots and Lots of rude words and phrases.
(I've lost count long ago)

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Male Genitals - Well-Endowed (male) - Semen Related - Ejaculate - Testicles - Scrotum - Crab Lice - Syphilis - Gonorrhea - Female Genitals - Female Genital Related - Breasts - Menstruation - Sanitary Napkin - Pregnant - Fornication - Sexual Arousal (Both Sexes) - Sexually Fixated - Testalgia - Condom - Erection - Lecher - Easy Woman - Prostitute - Pimp - Brothel - Masturbate (Male) - Masturbate (Female) - Homosexuals - Lesbians - Sodomite - Anal Intercourse - Analingus - Fellatio - Cunnilingus - Mutual Oral Sex - Group Sex - The Posterior - Excrement - Defecate - Flatulence - Urine - Urinate - Smegma - Toilet

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MALE GENITALS

Aaron's Rod

Arm

Baby-Maker

Blue Vein Meatroll

Bald-Headed Butler

Bald-Headed Eagle (Submitted by reader : Horton913)

Bald-Headed Mouse

Belly Buster

Bathtub eel

Bearded Blood Sausage

Big Jim and the Twins (Submitted by reader : Snffden)

Bird

Bone

Baloney

Baloney Pony (Submitted by reader : Eric H)

Banana

Bat

Bayonet

Bean Tosser

Beef

Belly Ruffian

Blade

Broomstick

Buddy and the Sidewinders (Submitted by reader : Snffden)

Bum Tickler

Bush Beater

Button-Hole Worker

Buthole Blaster (Submitted by reader : Star Trak)

Captain Winky (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Cock

Candle

Carrot

Club

Crack Haunter

Cranny Hunter

Cracksman

Creamstick

Culty Gun

Carnal Stump

Chicken

Child-Getter

Chink-Stopper

Corey

Crook

Cupid's Arrow (Submitted by reader : Intrecia)

Dick

Dork

Dong

Doniker

Dingus

Dipstick

Dagger

Dart of Love

Dearest Member

Dicky

Ding-Dong

Dinger

Dingle-Dangle

Dummy

Dodaddy

Dolly

Dooflicker

Down-Leg

Dragon

Eel

End

Family Jewels (Submitted by reader : Sue Bee!) 

Family-Organ

Fiddle Bow

Fish

Fishing Rod

Flapper

Foaming Beef Probe (Submitted by reader : Taqvaec)

Fool-Sticker

Forefinger

Fucker

Foreman

Freddy the Freeloader (Submitted by reader : Hecata)

Froggy (Submitted by reader : Debi)

Gun

Gut Wrench

Giggle Stick

Gadget

Gardener

Gal Bait (Submitted by reader : Sue Bee!)

Giggling Pin

Gooser

Gravy Maker

Frinding Tool

Gristle

Gut Stick

Hair Splitter

Hambone

Hammer

Hanging Johnny

Hoe Handle

Holy Porker

Hogleg (Submitted by reader : Creekmore)

Horn

Hose

Hot Rod

Heat-Seeking Moisture

Missle

Mr Unit (Submitted by reader : Cindee)

Hairy Hot Dog

Jack in the Box

Jemson

Jerking Iron

Jigger

Jing Jang

Jockam

Johnnie

Johnny One-Eye the

Bald-Headed Champ

Johnson

Joint

Joy Knob

Joy Prong

Joy Stick

Junior (Submitted by reader : Carla)

Key

Kick Stand (Submitted by reader : 1)

Kidney Cracker

Kidney Wiper

Kielbasa

King Member

Knob

Knocker

Ladies' Delight

Ladies' Lollipop

Ladies' Treasure

Lamp of Life

Lance

Lick Stick (Submitted by reader : Intrecia)

Life Preserver

Little Brother

Little Willie

Liver Turner

Live Sausage

Lizard

Lob

Lobcock

Lobster

Lollypop

Long John

Love Dart

Love Gun

Love Muscle

Lotion Dispenser (Submitted by reader : Intrecia)

Lucy

Lung Disturber

Mad Mick

Magic Wand

Man-Root

Mandico War Club (Submitted by reader : Charlie R)

Marrow Bone

Master John Thursday

Master of Ceremonies

Meat

Meat Hook

Meat Whistle

Member

Merrymaker

Middle Leg

Milkman

Mister Goodwrench

Mister Goodbar (Submitted by reader : Anniebabe)

Mister Tom

Mouse

Motorcycle (Submitted by reader : Missyanc)

Muff Stuffer (Submitted by reader : Mita S)

Muscle

Mutton Dagger

My Body's Captain

Natural Scythe

Needle

Nimrod

Nippy

Noodle

Noony

Old Blind Bob

One-Eyed Milkman

One-Eyed Trouser Trout

One-Eyed Night Crawler in the Turtle-Neck

Sweater

One-Eyed Wonder Worm

Pant Muscle

Pecker

Pee-Pee

Pen

Pencil

Pendulum

Peppie (Submitted by reader : Carla)

Perch

Peter

Piccolo

Picklock

Pikestaff

Pile Driver

Pin

Pink Pencil

Pipe

Pisser

Pistol

Plugtail

Pocket Piccolo

Pocket Rocket

Pointer

Poker

Pole

Pork

Pork Sword

Porridge Gun (Submitted by reader : Babelaw)

Post

Prick

Pride & Joy

Prong

Pud

Pudding

Pump Handle

Purple Headed Bed Snake (Submitted by reader : Cavie)

Purple Headed Yoghurt Gun (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Purple-Helmeted Warrior of Love

Purple Headed Spunk Shooter (Submitted by reader : Steve H)

Pup

Putter (Submitted by reader : Luvlotcurls)

Putz

Quickening Peg

Quimstake

Ram

Ramrod

Raw Meat

Reamer

Red Cap

Rod

Rod of Love

Rolling Pin

Root

Rudder

Rupert

St. Peter

Russel the Wonder

Muscle

Salami

Sausage

Sceptre

Schlong

Sexing Piece

Shaft

Shmock

Short Arm

Sove Devil

Shvontz

Silent Flute

Skin Flute

Snake

Special Purpose (Submitted by reader : Jaco12)  

Spigot

Spike-Faggot

Spindle

Split-Rump

Spout

Spunk Stick (Submitted by reader : John B)

Staff

Steaming Hot Kanga

Stem

Stick

Stick Shift (Submitted by reader : Binners)

Sting

Stump

Sugar Stick

Sword

Tail Pin

Tally-Whacker

Tassel

Tent Pig

Thing

Third Leg

Third Knee (Submitted by reader : AlgFash)

Thistle

Throbber

Throbbing Python of Love

Tickle-Gizzard

Tickler

Tiny Torpedo (Submitted by reader : Hollyistic24)

Todger (Submitted by reader : Cavie)

Tong

Tool

Torch or Cupid

Toy

Trap-Stick

Trouser Anaconda

Trouser Trout (Submitted by reader : Tmbrdradct)

Tube Steak

Twat Thermometer (Submitted by reader : Paul G)

Uncle Dick

Vein Ladden Meat Pipe (Submitted by reader : Shawn)

Vomiting Cobra

Wand

Wang

War club (Submitted by reader : Charlie R)

Wazoo

Weapon

Wedge

Weenie

Whacker

Whip

Whistle

Whore-Pipe

Wick

Willie

Wingle

Wire

Wood (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Worm

Yang

Yard

Yosh

Zubrick

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

WELL-ENDOWED (MALE)

Basket for Days

Donkey-Rigged

Double-Shung

Hung Like a Bull

Miracle Meat

Mr Beefy (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Timbered

Tons of Basket

Tons of Meat

Tripod (Submitted by reader : Eddy H)

Well-Favored by Nature

Well Hung

Yard

SEMEN

Baby Food

Baby Juice

Bull Gravy

Buttermilk

Chism

Come

Cream

Crud

Cum

Duck Butter

Fetch

Glue

Gravy

Hockey

Honey

Hot Milk

Jam

Jazz

Jelly

Jism

Jizz

Juice

Letch Water

Load

Love Liquor

Man Oil

Marrow

Mettle

Mild

Oil of Man

Ointment

Oyster

Prick Juice

Pudding

Scum

Seed

Slime

Soap

Spendings

Sperm

Spew

Spratz

Spume

Spunk

Starch

Stuff

Tail Juice

Tail Water

Tallow

Wad

White Blow

White Honey

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SEMEN-RELATED

Pearl Necklace

Pecker Tracks

Wet Dream

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

EJACULATE

Big Bang

Bust Your Nuts

Come

Come Off

Cream

Cum

Die in a Woman's Lap

Drop Your Load

Fire a Shot

Get Off

Get the Dirty off Your Chest

Get Wet

Get Your Cookies

Get Your Jollies

Get Your Rocks Off

Go Off

Jazzed (Submitted by reader : Jarv)

Jizz your load (Submitted by reader : Jarv)

Loose your mess (Submitted by reader : Jim F)

Mule Juice (Submitted by reader : CMT796)

Number Three

Pennux (Submitted by reader : CCHS32)

Pop a Nut

Shoot

Shoot Off

Shoot Your Wad

Skeet (Submitted by reader : Terence W)

Spend

Splurge (Submitted by reader : Cocktail95)

Spooge (Submitted by reader : Zosefina)

Spunked (Submitted by reader : Jarv)

Spuzz (Submitted by reader : Red Beard)

Squirt

Yogurt (Submitted by reader : Boops)

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

TESTICLES

Balls

Bangers

Beecham's Pills

Bird's Eggs

Bollocks

Boo-Boos

Chaps (Submitted by reader : Cummings)

Charlies

Cherries

Chestnuts

Clangers

Cojones

Cubes

Danglers

Deez Nuts (Submitted by reader : Mix Master)

Eggs

Family Jewels

Glands

Gonads (Readers submission from "Chris P")

Goolies

Jatz Crackers (Submitted by reader : Cummings The Deviant)

Jewels

Kanakas

Kiwis (Submitted by reader : Brokenlilwing)

Lads (Submitted by reader : Cummings The Deviant)

Love Apples

Marbles

Marshmallows

Nads (Readers submission from "Chris P")

Nards

Nuts

Nutsack (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Onions

Plums

Pounders

Rocks

Seeds

Slashers

Spunk Holders

Squirrel Food

Stones

Swingers

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SCROTUM

Ball Bag

Hairy Bag

Lolly Bag (Submitted by reader : Cummings The Deviant)

Nuts

Poke

Sack

Scrod (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Scrot

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

CRAB LICE

Active Citizens

Crabs

Crotch Crickets

Crotch Roaches (Submitted by reader : Kelli W)

Galloping Dominoes (Submitted by reader : Joe)

Gentlemen's Companions

Neighbors To the South

Pants Rabbits

Seam Squirrels

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SYPHILIS

Coachman on the Box

French Gout

Irish Mutton

Ladies' Fever

Lifelong Friend

Neapolitan Bone Ache

Old Joe

Siff

Spanish Needle

The Old Dog

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

GONORRHEA

Burner

Clap

Dose

Gleet

Glim

Haircut

Lues

Lulu

Morning Drop

Piss Pins and Needles

Piss Pure Cream

Stank Cock

Strain

Tear

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

FEMALE GENITALS

Ace of Spades

Adam's Cave

Altar of Love

Axe Wound (Submitted by reader : Michael D)

Bearded Clam

Beaver

Beef Curtains

Belly Entrance

Black Bess

Bluebeard's Closet

Blossom (Submitted by reader : Luvlotcurls)

Box

Brown Madam

Bull's Eye

Bunny

Bush

Button Hole

Cabbage Patch

Camel Toes (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Canal

Candle Holder

Cat's Meat

Cave of Harmony

Cavern

Cellar Door

Chocha

Cleft

Clutch

Cockpit

Cookie

Coot

Cooter (Readers submission from "Ironhand")

Cootch

Coosie (Submitted by reader : Creekmore)

Cooze

Coupler

Crack

Cranny

Crease

Crevice

Crotch

Cum Dumpster (Submitted by reader : Marisa M)

Crumpet

Cunny

Cunt

Cum Bucket (Submitted by reader : Frank B)

Dimple

Divine Scar

Donut

Drain

Dragons Lair (Submitted by reader : Star Trak)

Eel-Skinner

Fish Tank

Flytrap

Fort Bushy

Front Window

Fur

Furbox

Furburger

Furrow

Fuzzy Taco (Submitted by reader : Marisa M)

Gap

Gaper

Gash

Garage (Submitted by reader : Missyanc)

Gate of Heaven

Ginch

Ginny

Girl-Street

Goat-Milker

Gully-Hole

Hair

Haircourt

Hairy Bacon (Submitted by reader : John B)

Hair Pie

Happy Valley

Harbor of Hope

Hatch

Hatchet Wound (Submitted by reader : Demodave)

Hairy Creek Canyon (Submitted by reader : Ironhand)

Hairy Tackle (Submitted by reader : Asborn)

Hog Eye

Hole

Honey-Hive

Honey-Pot

Horse Collar

Hot Box

Hot Spot

House Under the Hill

Irish Fortune

Itching Jenny

Jack Nasty-Face

Jaxy

Jelly-Roll

John Wayne Saddle Bags (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Joy Bush (Submitted by reader : Duane R)

Juice Box

Keyhole

Lady Jane

Lamp of Love

Landing Strip (Submitted by reader : Shaun D)

Lapland

Lather-Maker

Little Mary

Locker

Long-Eye

Love Spot (Submitted by reader : Remer)

Love Tunnel

Lower Lips

Magpie's Nest

Main Vein

Manhole

Map of Tasmania (Submitted by reader : Rod D)

Mark of the Beast

Meat

Meat Curtains (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Meat Grinder

Mom's Homemade Slit Pie

Monkey (Submitted by reader : Carla4789)

Mound

Mount Pleasant

Mouse

Moose (Submitted by reader : Sally)

Mouth-that-Cannot-Bite

Muff

Naf

Nature's Tufted Treasure

Nest

Niche

Nook

Nooky

Notch

Oat-Bin

Old Mossyface

Organ Grinder

Oven

Oyster Catcher

Pastrami Lilly (Submitted by reader : Frank B)

Patch

Peachfish (Readers submission from "Marcos")

Pelt

Penwiper

Pie

Piece

Pin Cushion

Pipe Cleaner

Piss Flaps

Pit

Playpen

Pocket

Poke Hole

Poontang

Pooter (Submitted by reader : Luvlotcurls)

Pooty (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Poor Man's Blessing

Prick Purse

Punani (Submitted by reader : Asborn)

Pussy

Putty (Submitted by reader : Aaron)

Quiff

Quim

Quiver

Receptacle (Submitted by reader : Frank B)

Rose

Screw-Hole

Slash

Slimy Sue (Submitted by reader : AngieSD)

Slit

Slot

Snapper

Snappin' Pussy

Snatch

Snatch-Box

Stank

Steam Room

Stuff

Socket

Spam Poncho (Submitted by reader : Frank B)

Sportsman's Gap

Sugar Basin

Tail

Temple of Low Men

Tool-Chest

Tool Rejuvenator (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Toy Shop

Treasure Chest

Trench

Triangle

Trim

Tube

Tuna Taco

Tunnel

Tunnel of Love

Twat

Tweeze

Twitcher

Vag

Valley

Venus Highway

Vertical Smile

Vertical Taco (Submitted by reader : Shaun D)

Wet Beaver Creek (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Wet Cave of Lust

Whisker Biscuit (Submitted by reader : Jacob C)

Wooly-Booger

Works

Yawne

Yeast pouch (Submitted by reader : Frank B)

Yum-Yum

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

FEMALE GENITAL RELATED

Boy-In-The-Bush

Bush

Button

Cherry

Clamp

Clit

Clitty

Cleopatra

Lady's Low Toupee

Lather

Letch-Water

Love Juice

Man-in-the-Canoe

Merkin

Mugget

Playing Submarine (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Pussy Fart

Snail Trail (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Vaginal Blood Fart

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

BREASTS

Apples

Balcony

Balloons

Bangers

Bazookas (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Bazongas

Bazooms

Bean Bags

Big Brown Eyes

Bon-Bons

Boobies

Boobs

Bottles

Boulders

Bristols (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Bullets

Bumpers

Busters

Butterbags

Cantaloupes

Chestnuts (Submitted by reader : PullenDown)  

Dagmars (Submitted by reader : Red Beard)

Feeders (Submitted by reader : Dadon)

Flash Pillows (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Floaties (Submitted by reader : Daniel P)

Front Porch (Submitted by reader : Chinakat)

Fun Bags (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Fun Cushions (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Funyon Holders (Submitted by reader : a-hairy-armpit)

Gazongas

Glands

Globes

Golden Gernsey (Submitted by reader : Smuggler)

Grapefruits

Guavas

Handful

Hand-Warmers

Headers

Headlights (Submitted by reader : Missyanc)

Hills

Honkers

Hooters

Howitzers

Huge tracts of land (Submitted by reader : Frank M)

Jaboos

Jibs

Juicy Fruits (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Juice Jugs (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Jugs

Jumbos

Kazongas

Knobs

Knockers

Lactoids

Loaves

Loblollies

Love Bubbles

Love Muffins

Lunch Boxes (Submitted by reader : Liz)

Lulus

Lungs

Mammets

Mammories (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Mams

Mangoes

Meatballs

Meat Loaves

Melons

Milk Cans

Milk Shop

Mounds

Mount of Lilies

Mountains

Muffins

Mulligans

Murphies

Nancies

Nature's Fonts

Niblets

Ninnies

Nippers

Nodules

Noogies

Nubbies

Nuts

Oranges

Orbs

Ottomans

Pair

Palookas

Papayas

Paps

Peaches

Peaks

Pears

Pecks (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Pects

Peepers

Pillows

Pips

Pokers

Pontoons

Potatoes

Pumpkins

Pumps

Puppies (Submitted by reader : Patrick B)

Rack (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Rib Cushions

Roundies

Sandbags

Scones

Scoops

Set

Shakers

Shimmies

Skin Sacks

Snuggle Pups

Spheres

Spuds

Stacks

Stuffing

Sweater Meat

Sweet Rolls

Swingers

Tamales

Tatas (Submitted by reader : Felony)

Tetons

Tidbits

Tits

Tit-o-Bitties (Submitted by reader : Spazzz T)

Titters

Titties

Tiznits (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Tomatoes

Tooters

Torpedoes

Twangers

Twins (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Twin Peaks

Twofers

Umlauts

Upper Deck

Victoria's Secrets (Submitted by reader : Proflex)

Waldos

Warheads

Warts

Watermelons

Whoppers

Wobblers

Wongas

Yabbos

Yams

Zeppelins

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

MENSTRUATION

Aunt Flo

Aunt Flo from Red Bank (Submitted by reader : Horton913)

Aunt Rosie Is in Town

All's Not Quiet on the Waterfront

Blood Week

Collywobbles

Communism (Submitted by reader : Mix Master)

Curse of Eve

Drip

Entertain the General

Fall off the Roof

Flying the Flag

Got the painters in

Holy Week

Having the Painters in High Tide

Jinx

Little Sister is Here

Massacre at the Y (Submitted by reader : Jim F)

Mean Greenin' (Submitted by reader : Iamme003)

Monthlies

Moisty (Submitted by reader : Jim F)

My Buddy

My Friend

On the Bun

On the blob (Submitted by reader : CardiffCTR)

On the Pole

On the Rag

Period

Problem

Ragging

Ragtime

Red Flag

Red Sails in the Sunset

Riding the Cotton Pony

Road Up for Repairs

Scarlet highway (Submitted by reader : Daniel P)

Sick

Stop Sign

Surfing the Crimson Wave (Submitted by reader : Scottsadork)

Tail Flowers

That Time

That Way

The Captain is at Home

The Curse

The Foe

The Hammock is Swinging

The Plague

The Reign of Chairman Mao (Submitted by reader : Mix Master)

The Thing

The Visitor

Tomato Soup at the Y (Submitted by reader : S Smith)

Turns

Wearing the Bulky Roll

Woman's Home Companion

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SANITARY NAPKIN

Bandage

Clout

Cunt Rag

Fanny Rag

Flag

Granny Rag

Jam Rag (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Man Hole Cover

Mouth Mattress

Muck Rag

Mutt Rag

Pads (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Pleasure Garden Padlock

Pussy Bullet (Submitted by reader : Ninja)

Rag

Red Flag

Window Blind

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

PREGNANT

About-To-Find-Pups

Apron Up

Baby-Bound

Baby on-board (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Bagged

Belly Up

Big with Child

Broken-Kneed

Bun in the oven (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Clucky

Cocked-Up

Coming Fresh

Delicate Condition

Double-Ribbed

Gragrant

Full of Heir

Gone To Seed

Have a Dumpling

Have One in the Oven

Have One's Cargo Aboard

In a Family Way

In Pod

In the Pudding Club

In Trouble

Knocked Up

Loaded

Looking Piggy

On the Bones

P.G.

Pillowed

Preggers

Preggy

Pregosouras (Submitted by reader : Iamme003)

Shot in the Giblets

Storked

Stung By a Serpent

Swallowed a Watermelon Seed

Up and Coming

Up the Duff (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Up the Stick

Wedged Up

With Squirrel

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

FORNICATION

A Bit of Jam

Action

Ball

Ballock

Baloney Ride

Bananas and Cream

Bang

Basket Making

Batter

Beef

Beef Injection

Be in a Woman's Beef

Belly Ride

Belt

Blanket Drill

Board

Blow off the Loose

Bumping Bellies (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Bumping Uglies (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Corns

Cuttong Cake (Submitted by reader : Smuggler)

Boff

Bone

Bore

Bottle

Bounce

Bump

Bumper

Bump Fur

Bunny Fuck

Bury One's Wick

Bury the Bone

Bush Patrol

Buzz the Brillo

Cane

Change One's Luck

Charge

Chuck a Tread

Climb

Cock Up

Come Across

Couple With

Cover

Crack It

Cram

Crawl

Cream

Cut

Dance the Mattress Jig

Daub of the Brush

Dick

Dicky Dunk

Diddle

Dip Your Stinger in the Honey

Dip Your Stick

Dip Your Wick

Dirty Work at the Crossroads

Do

Do a Dive in the Dark

Do a Flop

Do a Push

Do a Slide Up the Board

Dog

Do It

Do the Deed

Do the Nasty

Ease Nature

Exchange Spits

Feather-Bed Jig

Feed the Dummy

Fiddle

Firk

Fit End To End

Fix Her Plumbing

Flesh Session

Flop

Flop in the Hay

Fork (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Four-Legged Frolic

Frig

Fuck

Fun and Games

Get a Bit

Get a Chunk

Get a Crumpet

Get a Hunk

Get a Little

Get a Piece

Get a Snippet

Get a Wet One

Get Home

Get In

Get Into Her Pants

Get Into Some Serious Flesh

Get It On

Get Jack in the Orchard

Get Laid

Get Lucky

Get One's Ashes Hauled

Get One's Greens

Get One's Leather Stretched

Get One's Noodle Wet

Get One's Oil Changed

Get Some

Get Some Action

Get Some Ass

Get Some Crack

Get Some Hair

Get Some Hole

Get Some Pussy

Get Some Stuff

Get Some Tail

Get Some Tweeze

Get Your Been Waxed

Get Your Pole Varnished

Give Her a Stab

Go All the Way

Go Like a Belt-Fed Motor

Go To Bed With

Go To It

Go To Town

Go Vaulting

Grease the Wheel

Grind

Grind One's Tool

Hanky-Panky

Have

Have a Bit

Have a Bit of Giblet Pie

Have a Bit of Summer Cabbage

Have a Blow Through

Have Sex With

Having a chop (Submitted by reader : Daniel P)

Hide the Ferret

Hide the Salami

Hit on the Tail

Hock

Hop On

Horizontal Mambo (Submitted by reader : Charlie R)

Horizontal Refreshment

Hose

Hot Roll with Cream

Hump

Impale

Introduce Charley

Incade

Irish Whist

Jazz

Jink

Job

Join Paunches

Jounce

Joy Ride

Jug

Juke

Jump

Jump on One's Bones

Knock

Knocking Boots (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Knock off a Piece

Know

Ladies' Tailoring

Lay

Lay off With

Lay Some Pipe

Lay the Hip

Lay the Leg

Laying Wood (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Leap

Leap On

Lie On

Lie With

Lob In

Love

Make

Making Bacon (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

Make Feet for Children's Shoes

Make It

Make Love

Make Out With

Make the Scene

Making Babies

Makin' Whoopee

Mate

Mess Around

Mingle Limbs

Mix One's Peanut Butter

Mount

Mug

Muss

Nail

Nail Two Bellies Together

Nick

Nig

Nub

Nug

Nut

Oblige

Off

Park Your Yacht in Hair Harbor

Panky Spanky (Submitted by reader : Daniel P)

Peel One's Best End

Peg

Perform

Pestle

Piece

Piece of Ass

Piece of Pussy

Piece of Snatch

Piece of Tail

Pile

Pile-Driving

Pin

Plant the Oats

Play at All Fours

Play Hide the Bone

Plow

Pluck

Plug

Pocket the Red

Poke

Pole

Pole Work

Polish Your Rocket

Pop

Pork

Post a Letter

Pound

Pump

Punch

Push

Put the Boots To

Quimsticking

Put the Tool in the Shed

Ram

Rasping (Submitted by reader : Daniel P)

Rebooting her hard drive (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Ride

Riding the Baloney Pony (Submitted by reader : Ronald L)

Rip Off

Rites of Venus

Roasting the Broomstick

Roll

Roll in the Hay

Rock

Rod

Roger

Romp

Root

Rootle

Roust

Rub Bacons

Rub Up

Rumble

Rump

Rumple

Rutting

Sack Race (Submitted by reader : AlgFash)

Salt

Saw off a Chunck

Score

Screw

Scutz Around

Secret Services

Service

Shack Up

Shaft

Shag

Shake

Shake the Sheets

Shoot Between Wind and Water

Shoot One's Wad

Short Arm Practice

Shove

Sit-up

Sink the Sausage

Sink the Soldier

Slam

Sleep With

Slip Her a Length

Slip Into

Sowing your wild oats (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Split

Spoil

Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch

Squattin' on the Hog

Squeeze and a Squirt

Stab

Stable My Naggle

Strop One's Beak

Strum

Stuff

Submitting Jizz Mail (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Swing

Tail-Work

Take a Turn in the Stubble

Take a Turn on Shooter's Hill

Take Old One Eye to the Optometrist (Submitted by reader : Amy)

Taking a scrape (Submitted by reader : Daniel P)

Tear off a Piece

Tear the Sheets

The Disappearing Cane Trick

The Matrimonial Polka

The Two Backed Beast (Submitted by reader : Creekmore)

Thread

Thread the Needle

Throw a Hump

Throw a Leg Over

Throw a Shot

Thump

Tie the True Lover's Knot

Tiff

Tip the Long One

To Be Intimate

Tooling in the Woods

Tops and Bottoms

Trim

Trim the Buff

Trip Up the Rhine

Tumble

Tumple

Turn Up

Twiddle

Varnish One's Cane

Vault

Vitamin F

Wap

Wham

What Mother Did

Before Me

Wind the Clock

Womanize

Work

Workout

Work the Dumb Oracle

Work the Hairy Oracle

Yard

Yentz

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SEXUAL AROUSAL (both sexes)

Blotty

Brimming

Bulging

Cockish

Dripping for It

Feeling Froggy (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Feeling Hairy

Frisky

Fuckish

Gamy

Hairy

Horny

Hot

Hot-Assed

Hot and Bothered

Hot Nuts

Hot Pants

Humpy

In the Mood

In Season

Itchy Pants

Juiced Up

Juicy

Lathered

Moist

Motor Running

On for One's Greens

Oncoming

Pruney

Rammish

Randy

Ready

Rooty

Ruttish

Sexed Up

Tumbling Ripe

Turned On

Up

Wet

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SEXUALLY FIXATED

Cock-Happy

Cunny Haunted

Cunt-Struck

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

TESTALGIA

Blue Balls

Hot Rocks

Hot to Trot (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

Love Nuts

Lover's Nuts

Stone Ache

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

CONDOM

Asda Bag (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Baby Catcher (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

Balloon

Cheater

Close Combat Sock

Diving Suit

Drop Catcher

Doogy Houser (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

Eel Skin

Fear-Not

French Letter

Gasket

Joy Bag

Mr Happy's Overcoat (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

One-Piece Overcoat

Pipe Pull-Over

Port Said Garter

Raincoat

Rubber

Rubber Glove

Safe

Scumbag

Sheath

Shower Cap

Tail Sheath

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

ERECTION

Bone

Boner

Bone-On

Burgeoning Truncheon

Captain Standish

Chubby (Submitted by reader : Spazzz T)

Flagpole

Hard

Hard-On

Horn

In One's Best Clothes

Irish Toothache

Mean-On

Morning Pride

Morning Wood (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Old Hornington

On the Stand

Pants Pusher

Piss Hard

Piss Proud

Prod

Proud Below the Navel

Proud Mary

Raid

Riser

Rise in Your Levi's

Rod-On

Rock Python

Spike

Stalk

Standing Ware

Stand-Up

Stiff

Stiffer

Steely Dan

Sporting a Sequoia

Throbber

Woody

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

LECHER

Alley Cat

Amoroso

Animal

Basher

Bed-Presser

Belly Bumper

Bird's Nester

Bluebeard

Bum-Fiddler

Casanova

Chimney Sweep

Chippy Chaser

Cock Hound

Cocksman

Cocksmith

Don Juan

Eager Beaver

Feather-Bed Soldier

Fleece Hunter

Flesh Fly

Flesh Monger

Flower Fancier

Fox Hunter

Fuckster

Gamestock

Gash Hound

Goat

Grouser

Gully Raker

Hair Monger

Headhunter

Horseman

King of Clubs

Ladies' Tailor

Lech

Libertine

Lothario

Lover

Make-Out Artist

Meat Hound

Moll Hunter

Mr. Horner

Muttoner

Parish Bull

Pelter

Pinch-Bottom

Prigger

Quail Hunter

Ranger

Rider

Rooster

Rounder

Rutter

Sexpert

Sexual Athlete

Sharpshooter

Skin Dog

Smell-Smock

Son of Venus

Sportsman

Stallion

Stoat

Stud

Swinger

Swordsman

Tad

Tit Kisser

Tomcat

Town Bull

Town Rake

Tug-Mutton

Tummy Tickler

Whisker Splitter

Whore Hopper

Whore Hound

Womanizer

Woodman

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

EASY WOMAN

Adultera

Alley Cat

Bangster

Bed Bunny

Belly-Lass

Biffer Bimbo

Bunny

Calico Queen

Charity Stuff

Chippy

Coming Wench

Cum Freak

Dead Easy

Easy Lay

Easy Make

Easy Meat

Floozie

Free-For-All

Free Ride

Gay in the Groin

Gobble-Prick

Goober Grabber

Grassback

Grind

Hairy Bit

High Flyer

Hobby Horse

Horns-To-Sell

Hot Lay

Hot Number

Hot Stuff

Hose Monster (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Not Tamale

Hussy

Jazz Baby

Letching Piece

Light Skirts

Loose Woman

Miss Horner

Nestlecock

Nympho

Open-Ass

Pick-Up

Piece of Stray

Playgirl

Pleaser

Push-Over

Puta

Roundheel

Scupper

Sexpot

Shagstress

Short-Heeled Wench

Skank-Ho (Submitted by reader : Spazzz T)

Slot-Job

Slut (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Soft-Jaw

Strollop

The original mattress back (Submitted by reader : Luvlotcurls)

Tickle-Tail

Town Punch

Tramp

Wag-Tail

Walk-Up Fuck

Wanton

Warm Bit

Willing-Tit

Yes-Girl

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

PROSTITUTE

Ass-Peddler

Bachelor's Wife

Bangster

Barrack Hack

Bimmy

Bird

Biscuit

Bitch (Submitted by reader : Jacob C)

Blouser

Bob Tail

Boong Moll

Broad

Bunny

Burlap Sister

Business Girl

Butt-Peddler

Call Girl

Cannon Woman

Canvasback

Chippy

Cock-Eyed Jenny

Coffee Grinder

Cum-Catcher

Common Sewer

Company Girl

Crack Salesman

Cruiser

Door Keeper

Dress for Sale

Early Door

Erring Sister

Fallen Woman

Fanny Fortune (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Fast-Fanny

Fast Woman

Ferry

Flag-About

Flash-Tail

Flatbacker

Flax-Wench

Flesh Pot

Floosie

Foreskin Hunter

Frail Sister

Garbage Can

Guinea Hen

Harlot

Harpie

Hat-Rack

Hay-Bag

Hooker

Hose-Bag

Hunt-About

Hustler

Joy Girl

Lady of the Evening

Lease-Piece

Livestock

Loose Fish

Lowheel

Mattress

Merry-Legs

Moonlighter

Moth

Needle-Woman

Night Jobber

Nockstress

Notch-Broad

Nymph of Darkness

Old Rip

Overnight Bag

Painted Woman

Pavement Princess

Piece

Piece of Trade

Pinch Prick

Pintle-Twister

Poker Climber

Pro

Prossy

Punchable Nun

Puta

Quail

Quiff

Raspberry Tart

Receiver General

Red-Light Sister

Sailor's Bait

Sales Lady

Scarlet Sister

She Sails

Sister

Sister of Mercy

Slizutt (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Sloop of War

Slut

Speedy Sister

Sporting Girl

Stem Siren

Streetwalker

Strumpet

Tail

Tart

Thrill Dame

Toffer

Tricking Broad

Tumble

Vent Renter

Vice Sister

Welcome Wagon (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Whore

Window Tapper

Woman About Town

Working Girl

Zook

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

PIMP

Apron Squire

Ass Peddler

Brother of the Gusset

Button Broker

Bully (Submitted by reader : Screwy69)

Crack Salesman

Fishmonger

Flesh Peddler

Gorilla

Honey Man

Hustler

Iceberg Slim

Mack Man

Missionary

Panderer

Petticoat Merchant

Ponce

Procurer

Prosser

Runner

Skirt Man

Stable Boss

Toute

Whiskin

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

BROTHEL

Academy

Bagnio

Bag-Shanty

Band Box

Bat House

Beauty Parlor

Beaver Base

Bed House

Birdcage

Bordello

Button-Hole Factory

Cab Joint

Cake Shop

Call House

Can House

Cat Flat

Cat House

Chippy House

Coupling House

Disorderly House

Doss House

Fish Market

Flash Crib

Flesh Market

Fuckery

Garden House

Girlery

Coat House

Goosing Slum

Heifer Barn

House of All Nations

House of Ill Fame

Kip Shop

Knocking Shop

Ladies College

Ladies Finishing School (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Leaping House

Moll Shop

Notchery

Notch Joint

Nunnery

Pushing School

Red-Light House

Rib Joint

Riding Academy

Sporting House

Temple of Venus

Touch-Crib

Vaulting House

Warm Shop

Whorehouse

Whore Shop

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

MASTURBATE (MALE)

Backstroke Roulette

Bashing the bishop (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Bash the Candle

Beat Off

Beat the Bishop

Beat the Dummy

Beat the Meat

Beat the Stick

Bleed the Weed

Blow Your Load

Bludgeon the Beefsteak

Bop the Baloney

Box the Jesuit

Buff the Banana

Buff the Vampire Slayer (Submitted by reader : Cardiff CRT)  

Burp the Worm

Butter the Corn

Choke the Chicken

Choke the Sheriff and Wait for the Posse to Come

Clean Your Rifle

Crank the Shank

Crown the King

Cuff the Carrot

Diddle

Drain the Monster

Fist Fuck

Fist Your Monster

Five Against One

Flog the Dog

Flog the Hog

Flog Your Dong

Flute Solo

Fondle the Fig

Gallop the Antelope

Give It a Tug

Grease the Pipe

Hack the Hog

Hand Job

Hand Work

Have It Off

Having a tug (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Hitchhike Under the

Big Top

Hump Your Hose

Jackhammer

Jack Off

Jazz Yourself

Jerk Off

Jerk the Gherkin

Kicking the Poodle (Submitted by reader : Charles B)

Lope the Mule

Make the Bald Man Puke

Manipulate the Mango

Manual Override

Mary Palmer (Submitted by reader : Iamme003)

Mary Palm and the five adventures (Submitted by reader : Carmikle)   

Milk the Lizard

Moulding the candle (Submitted by reader : Charles B)

Mount a Corporal and Four

Nerk Your Throbber

Nickel Shuffle (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Oil the Glove

Onan's Olympics

One-Man Show

Pack Your Palm

Paddle the Pickle

Paint the Pickle

Paint the Ceiling

Pam and her 5 friends. (Submitted by reader : Jonty)

Please Your Pisser

Plunk Your Twanger

Pocket Pinball

Pocket Pool

Polish the Rocket

Polish the Sword

Pound Off

Pound Your Flounder

Pound Your Pud

Pull Off

Pull the Pole

Pull the Pope

Pull the Pudding

Pull Your Prick

Pull Your Taffy

Pump the Python

Pump the hose to put out the fire (Submitted by reader : FireRescue)

Ram the Ham

Ride the Great White Knuckler

Rope the Pony

Rub Off

Rub one out (Submitted by reader : FireRescue)

Scaling the garfish (Submitted by reader : Dirtblack)

Shag

Shaking Hands With the Unemployed

Shine Your Pole

Shootin' Putty At the Moon

Slakin' the Bacon

Slammin' the Salmon

Slam the hammer

Slam the Spam

Slappin' Pappy

Slapping the Clown

Sling the Jelly

Snap the Monkey

Snap the Rubber

Snap the Whip

Soap your Seal (Submitted by reader : Cardiff CRT)

Soldier's Joy

Spank the Frank

Spank the Salami

Spank the Monkey (Submitted by reader : Mike M)

Squeeze the Lemon

Stroking it

Stroke Off

Stroke the Dog

Stroke Your Poker

Take Yourself in Hand

Tease the Weenie

Tenderize the Meat

The Five-Knuckle Shuffle

Thump the Pump

Tickle Your Pickle

Toss Off

Tweak Your Twinkle

Varnish the Flagpole

Visiting Rosie Palm And Her Five Daughters

Walk the Dog

Wank

Wax the Carrot

Wax the Dolphin

Wax the fruit (Submitted by reader : Mike M)

Whack Off

Whip Off

Whip the Dummy

Whip the Wire

Whip Your Dripper

Whizzin' Jizzum

Wonk Your Conker

Work Off

Wrestle the Eel

Wring Out Your Rope

Yang Your Wang

Yank Off

Yank the Crank

Yank the Plank

Yank the Yam

Yank Your Strap

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

MASTURBATE (FEMALE)

Beat the Beaver

Clap Your Clit

Cookin Cucumbers

Diddle (Submitted by reader : Spear69)

Double clicking the mouse (Submitted by reader : FireRescue)

Finger

Finger Fuck

Finger Job

Flick the Bean (Submitted by reader : Paul B)

Gettin' It Wet

Greasin' the Gash

Hand Trip

Hide the Hot Dog

Hit the Slit

Hose Your Hole

Juice Your Sluice

Let the Beaver Swim

Makin' Some Soup

Pet the Poodle

Pushing the buttons (Submitted by reader : FireRescue)

Pet the cat (Submitted by reader : Mike M)

She-Bop

Slam the Clam

Tickle the Taco

Two-Finger Tango

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

HOMOSEXUALS (MALE)

Alice

Ass Bandit

Ass Jockey (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Ass Fucker (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Angel

Ass King

Auntie

Battyman (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Blow Boy

Bun Duster

Buttercup

Bandit

Belle

Bent

Betty

Boy

Broken-Wrist

Brown-Hatter

Butt Pirate (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Cocksucker

Cake Eater

Cream Puff

Cock Jockey (Submitted by reader : Peter R)

Cock Queen

Capon

Cannibal

Chicken

Chicken-hawk

Closet Queen

Cowboy

Dick Sucker

Dick Smoker (Submitted by reader : Eddy H)

Dick Puffer (Submitted by reader : Eddy H)

Daffodil

Ducky

Daisy

Dandy

Dicky Licker

Ethel

Fag

Faggot

Fruit

Fairy

Flit

Flaming Faggot

Fudgepacker (Submitted by reader : Kelly G)

Gay

Gay Filet (Submitted by reader : Eddy H)

Gayboy

Girlie

Goat Blower

Gobbler

Gonsel

Green and Yellow Fellow

Gentlemiss

Gussie

Homo

He-She

Himmer

Hen-Hussy

Knob Jockey (Submitted by reader : Michael D)

Joy Boy

Joey

Lad-Lass

Lisper

Lavender Boy

Light-Foot

Lily

Limp-Wrist

Lick-Spigot

Malkin

Mary Ann

Member of the butt brigade (Submitted by reader : Jay J)

Molly Mop

Miss Nancy

Meat Hound

Midnight Company

Mince

Minty

Mother

Mud pirate (Submitted by reader : Ricco B)

Mattress Muncher

Nance

Nancy Boy

Nelly

Nephew

One of Those

Pink Pants

Pansy

Peter Puffer (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Poof

Panty Waist

Poo Pusher (Submitted by reader : Michael D)

Powder Puff

Pretty Boy

Princess (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Pussy

Punk

Pillow-Biter

Piccolo Player

Quiff

Queer

Queen

Quince

Rear Admiral

Rear Gunner

Raving Queen

Rimadonna

Receiver

Rump Ranger (Submitted by reader : Jay J)

Sausage Jockey (Submitted by reader : TheBigFelloa)

Shirt Lifter (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Shit Countersinker (Submitted by reader : Michael D)

Shit Stabber

Shit Miester (Submitted by reader : Ricco B)

Sissy

Screaming Fairy

Sis

Soapy

Sister

Spurge

Sissy-Britches

Skin Diver

Skippy

Suckster

Stem Gobblin (Submitted by reader : Shaun D)

Sweetie

Swish

Thrid-Sexer

Three-Dollar Bill

Three-Legged Beaver

Twinkle

Twank

Twixter

Turd Burglar

Uranist

Undercover Man

Uphill Skier (Submitted by reader : Alex W)

Whoops Boy

Willie Boy

Wonk

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

LESBIANS

Amy-John

Boon Dagger

Bull

Bull Dyke

Bull Dagger

Butch

Beaver Eater

Carpet Muncher

Clam Slamming (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Crack Smacker (Submitted by reader : OingoFan)

Dyke

Diesel Dyke

Fairy Lady

Fem

Femme

Fluff

Fluzz Dyke

Fuzz bumper (Submitted by reader : Oslhar)

Gal Boy

Gay

Gusset Nuzzler (Submitted by reader : Ross)

Jasper

Lady-Lover

Les

Lesbyterian

Lezzie

Lesbo

Lezzo

Lilly Licker (Submitted by reader : OingoFan)

Lover Under the Lap

Margie

Mintle

Pigeon (Submitted by reader : Screwy69)

Ruffle

Rug Eater

Split Tail Lover

Sappho

Sister

Sergeant

Tribadist

Tootsie

Top Sergeant

Vagatarian (Submitted by reader : Chris)

Wolf

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

SODOMITE

Back Door Bandit

Back Door Slam (Submitted by reader : Stacey L (athome))

Bird-Taker

Brown-Hatter

Brownie

Brownie King

Bugger

Bum Fucker

Burglar

Buthole Bandit (Submitted by reader : Boops)

Butt Darts (Submitted by reader : Chris)

Corn-Holer

Eye Doctor

Gentleman of the Back Room

Gut Butcher

Gut Fucker

Gut Scraper

Gut Stuffer

Inspector of Manholes

Jesuit

Jockey

Pillow Biter (Submitted by reader : Ross)

Reamer

Ring-Snatcher

Running the Hershey Highway (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

Sheep-Herder

Shit Stirrer

Starfish Trooper (Submitted by reader : Jeriel H)

Stern Chaser

Stuffer

Turd Burglar

Turk

Uncle

Usher

Wolf

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

ANAL INTERCOURSE

Ass-Fuck

Back Door

Bake Potatoes

Balloon Knott Pounding (Submitted by reader : Paul G)

Bend Some Ham

Baloney Colonic

Bosco Boulevard

Booty Bopping (Submitted by reader : TY95)

Brown

Brown Hole

Bugger

Bum Fuck

Butt-Bang

Butt Love (Submitted by reader : Horse Godess)

Butt-Fuck

Chimney Sweep (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Chocolate Speedway

Cornhole

Dig a Ditch

Dip in the Fudge Pot

Do a Brown

Doing it Greek (Submitted by reader : Trica P)

Dot the "I"

Drill for Oil (Submitted by reader : Wintrus)

Drop Anchor in shit-bay (Submitted by reader : CardifCTR)

Fish for Brown Trout

Fluff the Duff

Fudge Packing (Submitted by reader : Eddy H)

Get Some Mud For the Duck

Goin' Down the Dirt Road

Greeking

Hershey Highway

Hit Someone in the Seat

Kiester Stab

Kneeling At the Altar

Making Poundcake

Mustard Road

Over the Bridge To Plimpton

Packing Fudge

Paint the Bucket

Poke Stinky (Submitted by reader : Scotty373)

Pop It in the Toaster

Powder Someone's Cheeks

Pushin' Shit Uphill

Ram Job

Ream

Rectify

Ride the Deck

Saddle Up

Shit-Fuck

Split Some Buns

Stir Fudge

Stool Pusher (Submitted by reader : Scotty373)

Third Way

Thread Somebody

Tom-Fuck

Toothless Wonder (Submitted by reader : Hollyistic24)

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

ANALINGUS

Ass Blow

Bite the Brown

Blow Some Ass

Clean Up the Kitchen

Eat Jam

Eat Poundcake

Gay French-Kiss (Submitted by reader : Dakotared)

Lickety-Split

Play the Piano

Rim Job

Rimming

Shove the Tongue

Smear the Tuna

Snarf

Suck Asshole

Sugar Bowl Pie

Take a Trip to the Moon

Tell a French Joke

Tongue-Fuck

Toss a Salad

Whitewash the Back 40

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

FELLATIO

B.J.

Blow

Blow Job

Blow the Whistle

Bone-Lipper

Chew It

Cop a Doodle

Cop a Stem

Drop on It

Eat Dick

Fluting

French Job

French Way

Get a Facial

Give Face

Give Head

Give Pearls

Giving Suckle (Submitted by reader : Mike M)

Gobble

Gobble the Goop

Go Down

Go Down for a Whomp

Go Down On

Gum a Root

Gunch

Head Job

Hitching the Trailer (Submitted by reader : Strrchld)

Hum a Tune

Hum Job

Hummer

Inhale the Oyster

Jaw Jacking (Submitted by reader : Strrchld)

Knob Job

Lay Some Lip

Mouth Fuck

Munch

Open Wide for Chunky

Pipe Job

Piston Job

Play a Tune

Play The Blue Veined Piccolo (Submitted by reader : Highline)  

Playing the pink flute (Submitted by reader : Nitraine)  

Playing the skin flute (Submitted by reader : Hollyistic24)

Pleasing the Captain (Submitted by reader : Ryan R)

Polish the Chrome

Polish the Knob

Purple Mushroom Marks (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Serve Head

Slob the Knob

Smoke a Dick

Smoke the White Owl

Suck a Bondini

Suck Dick

Suck Off

Suck the Sugar-Stick

Sucky-Fucky

Swallow a Sword

Swing on It

Tongue Job

Worship At the Alter

Wring It Dry

All those not credited come from the sick mind of Shagnasty & The POC.. add yours?

CUNNILINGUS

Barking At the Ape

Bird-Washing

Blow Job

Box Lunch

Burning the Beaver (Submitted by reader : Mike M)

Canyon Yodeling

Cuntino Filet with White Sauce

Cunt Lapping

Dive a Muff

Eating Box (Submitted by reader : CardiffCTR)

Eating At the "Y"

Eating Pussy

Eating Out

Egg McMuff

Face Job

French Job

French Tricks

Furburger

Getting a glazed Doughnut (Submitted by reader : Mike M)

Give Face

Give Head

Go Down On

Go South

Going downtown (Submitted by reader : Dreamseeker)

Go Under the House

Hair Pie

Head Job

Larking

Lickety Split

Moustache Ride

Muff Barking

Muff Dive

Mumbling in the Moss

Munching Carpet (Submitted by reader : CardiffCTR)

Pearl Diving

Playing in the Sandbox

Puntang Pie (Submitted by reader : Iamme003)

Sea Food Dinner

Shrimping

Sit on One's Face

Skull Fuck

Skull Job

Smokin' the Fur

Sneeze in the Basket

Sneeze in the Cabbage

Talking To the Boat People

Talking the Canoe Driver

Telephone the Stomach

Tongue-Fuck

Tuna Taco

Whistle in the Dark

Whistling in the Weeds

Yodeling in the Gully

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MUTUAL ORAL SEX

Dinner Beneath the Bridge

Double Header

Flip Flop

Head Over Heels in Love

Loop-De-Loop

Play Hoop Snake

P's & Q's

Sea Food Mutual

Sixty-Nine

The Chinese Basket

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GROUP SEX

Bunch Punch

Chain Jerk

Choo-Choo

Circle Jerk

Club Sandwich

Crew Screw

Daisy Chain

Everythingathon

Fuckathon

Gang Bang

Gang Shag

Group Grope

Mazola Party

Mob Job

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

Orgy

Pull a Train

Pull Party

Ring Jerk

Round Pound

Swing Party

Team Cream

Three Way

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THE POSTERIOR--ALL PARTS

Arse

Ass

Asshole

Back End

Back Door

Back Door Trumpet

Backside

Bahookie (Submitted by reader : AlisVolat)

Balloon Knott (Submitted by reader : CMT96)

Behind

Bim

Blind Eye

Blot

Bogey

Boody

Nooty

Bosco Boulevard

Bottom

Brown Bucket

Brown Pucker Star (Submitted by reader : Edward)

Brownie

Bucket

Bum

Bung Hole

Buns

Butt

Caboose

Can

Cheeks

Chocolate Speedway

Chuff

Clunes

Corybungus

Culo

Derriere

Dirt Doorway (Submitted by reader : Jesse H)

Dirt Road

Dog Star (Submitted by reader : CardiffCTR)

Dot

Double Juggs

Duff

Dummock

Duster

Fanny

Farting Clapper

Feak

Fud

Fudge Tunnel

Gigi

Grommet

Hershey Highway

Hearts

Heinie

Hind

Hole

Hunkers

Kiester

Khyber Pass

Last Part Over the Fence

Latter End

Leather Cheerio (Submitted by reader : CMT96) 

Little Brown Eyeball

Luds

Moon

Nates

North Pole

Orbs

Poop Chute

Port Hole

Prats

Pucker Hole

Rear

Rear End

Rester

Ring

Rip

Round Eye

Rump

Scut

Seat

Sewer

Shit Chute

Slats

Tail

Tan Track

The Speckled Starfish (Submitted by reader : B&M)

Toby

Toches

Turd Bailer (Submitted by reader : Dadon)

Tush

Under Side

Windmill

Windward Passage

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EXCREMENT

Alley Apple

Baby Ruth

Big Potty (Submitted by reader : Andrea J)

Brown Round

Ca-Ca

Cack

Captains Log (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Cow Pucky

Crap

Dead Soldier

Doo-Doo

Dreck

Dung

Duty

Hockey

Horse Dumpling

Jack

Meadow Dressing

Night Soil

Plot

Poop

Poo-Poo

Shit

Shite (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Turd

Yackum

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DEFECATE

Bury a Quaker

Chuck a Turd

Cigar in my Mouth (Submitted by reader : CardiffCTR)

Clart

Crank some rope (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Dispatch One's Cargo

Drop a Load

Drop the kids of at the pool (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Giving Birth to a Baby Lieutenant (Submitted by reader : Hollyistic24) 

Go Potty

Grow a tail (Submitted by reader : Scotty373)

Grunt

Intestinal Sculpture (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Lay Some Cable

Loose a stone or two (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Make a Deposit

Number Two (Submitted by reader : Screwy69)

Pinch a Loaf

Poop

Post a Letter

Scaring up the bowl (Submitted by reader : Edward)

Scumber

Squat

Take a Dump

Take a Shit

Turtles Head (Submitted by reader : D Black)

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FLATULENCE

Back-Talk

Barking Spiders (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Blast

Blast One (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Blow Off

Blow the Horn

Boff (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Break Wind

Breeze

Bucksnort

Burn Bad Powder

Burnt Cheese

Cabbage Fart

Cheezer

Chocolate Thunder

Crepitate

Cut the cheese (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Cut One

Drop a Rose

Drop your guts (Courtesy of a reader from Australia)

Eggy Boff (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Fart

Float One (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Fluff

Gruff (Submitted by readers : Helen & Laura)

Gurk

Hinder Blast

Honk

Lay a Fart

Let Go

Let One

Make a Rude Noise

Open your blast furnace (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Pass Air

Pocket Thunder

Poot

Puff (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Pump (Submitted by reader : Paul N)

Rouser

SBD (Silent But Deadly) (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Scotch Warming-Pan

Shoot Rabbits

Step on  frog (Submitted by reader : Blair)

Stepped on a duck (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Stinker

Stinkeroo (Submitted by reader : Screwy69)

Tail Shot

Talk German

Tee Off

The One Gun Salute (Submitted by reader : Ross)

Trouser Cough (Submitted by reader : Edward)

Tootin' (Submitted by reader : Andy)

Wet One

Whiffer

Winder

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URINE

Chamber Lye

Champagne (Submitted by reader : Cavie)

Cousin Sis

Golden Shower

Long Tea

Mickey Bliss

Number One

Pee

Pee-Pee

Piss

Sis

Tail Juice

Tail Water

Tea

Wee

Wee-Wee

Yellow Stream

Zigg

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URINATE

Bleed the Liver

Burn the Grass

Do Number One

Drain

Drain the Lizard

Drain the main vein (Submitted by reader : Joyful)

Drain the Radiator

Drain the Snake

Drain the Suds

Gypsy's Kiss (Submitted by reader : Cavie)  

Jonny Cash

Kill a Snake

Kill a Tree

Lag

Lant

Leak

Leak the liver (Submitted by reader : Bobathon)

Let Fly

Make your bladder gladder (Submitted by reader : Blackmtn)

Make Water

Nature Stop

Pay The Water Bill (Submitted by reader : Missyanc)

Pass Water

Pee

Pee-Pee

Pick a Daisy

Piddle

Piss

Point Percy at the Porcelain

Pump Ship

Rack Off

Run Off

Seeing a man about a dog (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Shake a Sock

Shake Hands with an Old Friend

Shake the Dew off the Lily

Shed a tear for Nelson (Submitted by reader : Cavie)

Slack

Slash (Submitted by reader : Phil B)

Splash

Spring a Leak

Squeeze the Lemon

Squirt

Strain One's Taters

Syphon the Python

Take a Leak

Take a Piss

Take Your Snake for a Gallop

Tinkle

Toy-Toy

Train Terrence on the Terra Cotta

Visit Miss Murphy

Void

Water the Dragon

Water the Grass (Submitted by reader : Hollyistic24)

Water the Horses

Wee

Wee-Wee

Wet

Whiz

Wring Out a Kidney

Wring the Dew off the Branch

Wring Your Sock Out

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SMEGMA

Cheese

Duck Butter

Gnat Bread

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TOILET

Altar Room

Bath

Bathroom

Biffy

Bog

Can (Submitted by reader : Joyce F)

Chamber of Commerce

Closet of Decency

Comfort Station

Crapper (Submitted by reader : CardiffCTR)

Facilities

Fromunda Cheese (Submitted by reader : Wwyked)

Gentlemen's Room

Gents' Room

Indoor Plumbing

Jake

John

Ladies' Room

Lay

Leakery

Library

Little Boy's Room

Little Girl's Room

Loo

Marble Palace

Men's Room

Mrs. Jones's Place

Old Soldiers' Home

Pisser

Plumbing

Pot

Powder Room

Public Convenience

Rest Room

Sandbox

Shit House

Shitter

Shot Tower

Tearoom

Throne (Submitted by reader : Strrchld)

The porcelain God (Submitted by reader : Luvlotcurls)

The porcelain horse

Twilight

Used Beer Department

Washroom

Water Closet

Where the Queen Goes on Foot

Whiz Stand

Wizzer

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