Welcome to Shagnasty's


Hello People & Skank Pussy Tally Wackers Alike, through some piece of good fortune you have stumbled into The PenisOwners Club. "What is it?" I hear you ask, well its a series of articles, thoughts and information that's what it is, but most of all it's a club, if you own a penis it's your club in fact.

To be added to POC mailer click here.

The Main features are: -

The Penis Owners Manual

Penis Behaviour Problems?
Your penis questions answered
The Penis Owners Magazine
Current Issue ~OR~ Back Issues

***Shagnasty's Merchandise***

...and other stuff below!

A few important things to remember when joining the POC.

50 Things To Do With Your Fingers Have you ever been at a loss as to what to do with your fingers?, something of a digit dilemma? Well help is at hand in the way of Shagnasty's list of 50 things to do with your fingers. Teach me what to do and remove all my idle finger worries.
"Why is James Brown so dam funky?" He is you know, but why? Come on lets discuss it shall we.
Things That Make Me Go "Oooooh" Yeah people, some things really get my bacon cooking and generally nark me in a big and hairy fashion. Are they the same things that get to you, don't know? Well have a look.
Shagnasty's View On Internet Porn

Generic sildenafil as good as Viagra!

Viagra is the brand name for a medicine known as sildenafil which has been proven to be effective for the treatment of erectile dysfunction. The generic drug contains the same active ingredient as the branded drug, in this case sildenafil citrate, and is therapeutically equivalent to the branded medicine Viagra.
My view on internet porn is available in two flavours, the Pasta Version or the Titty Version. You choose?
Are you a Shagnasty? You could be you know, read this and find out for sure.
Cool Dudes There are some people who defy all attempts at description and must only be referred to as Cool Dudes, follow this link to learn more about this special breed and take me to the dudes.
The Word F**K The most elegant word in the English Language. Learn how to use it to its full application and impress all you meet & greet.
100 Things Every Man Should Know There are some things that each and every man should be aware of, and here they are in all their detail. Come on in and be informed.
Lots and Lots and Lots of Rude Words & Phrases If you are stuck for that rude word I'll bet you will find it in here. Help me find my rude word.
Page'O'Skulls More skulls than you can shake a stick at, if skull stick shaking is your thing that is and I don't mean to presume that it is, heaven forbid, now Show me those skulls.
Feedback This is where some of the weird and wonderful things that you write in about end up. Really! Show me.

Links that may, or may not, be of interest to ya'.

Who the hell do I think I am?, click HERE to find out -- if you dare Care!

Further Reading by me...

Go on, expand your minds...

The Penis Owners Club Back issues!
Monthly silliness for all that own one.
Bigger is better... Is it?
Not always it isn't.
Cycling & The Hidden Dangers to your dick!
Penile compression and its effects.
Bashful bladder or Paruresis?

The inability to pee when not alone apparently.

Squeeze your nuts with impunity
Go on, have a play on me, tell 'em Shagnasty said it was ok.
"Fractured Penis", Its rare but it can happen.
It doesn't bear thinking about really does it. Read if you have the courage.
Premature ejaculation?
Don't fire until you see the whites of her eyes.
Stop that baby!
Babies are great, but do you want a free one every time you have sex?

Shagnasty's Book Listing -- Here

This page created by Shagnasty - last updated on 31 March 2020.finger

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